Looney Rooney More Sane than Dan

Even Andy Rooney can't believe Dan is holding out on the truth. When Rooney, who I consider to be a hater of just about everybody, can come up with the sane answer it is time for Dan to take a long look in the mirror.


"CBS curmudgeon Andy Rooney indicated yesterday he believes the controversial documents on President Bush's National Guard service are fake and said it could cost Dan Rather down the road.

"I'm surprised at their reluctance to concede they're wrong," Rooney said, referring to CBS brass.

Despite praising Rather as "a good, honest newsman," Rooney added, "I'm unsure if they're whistling in the dark instead of apologizing.""


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