Friday, February 04, 2005

Wicked Funny

We've all had situations where we run into people who haven't been very nice to us in the past. Sometimes we even run the encounter in our heads on how it would go and what we might say. Do you think George W. has done this concerning Dan Rather? Well I'm sure that W is way too busy to even care about Dan, but if Jay Tea of Wizbang has this encounter correct, it is absolutely priceless.
Bush turned to Rather, smiled, and held out his hand. "So, Dan, are you retiring back to Austin?"

Rather was a bit put off. "Well, sir, I'll be spending about half the year there from now on."

"That's great. I'll see you there in four years."

That one is gonna hurt for a while. Dan, I recommend icepacks around the clock.